Sivee's Corner

Experiment #11                 ACT ONE:   Imma Wannabe is madly in love with Justin Credible but he won’t give her the time of day.   Justin is not only the handsomest guy in town, he’s also very intelligent and therefore only dates girls who can stimulate his intellect as well as his libido.   Imma is beautiful in every way, face, body, personality; she’s the total package.   But Imma has one major flaw, one thing that keeps Justin at bay: Imma is day old dumb.   We’re not talking about intellect here, though she’s lacking in that category as well.   Imma has no brains at all.   She’s foolish, gullible, easily manipulated…unwise.   So much so that she doesn’t grasp the fact that the number of bills in your wallet is less important than the amounts on those bills.   After all, isn’t two always more than one?         ...

Writer's block is an awful thing, especially when it lasts for weeks and you have no idea how to get past it.  I am working on several projects right now and i'm really trying to focus on one at a time.  The problem is my writer's block encompasses every single one of them.  I open microsoft word, select a piece, and try to compose and either i write crap or i write nothing at all.  It sucks.

"I'm gellin' like jelly, wigglin' around.  Laughing at the diet she thinks is sound.  I'm never going away, so quit tryna lose that gut.  I'm just gonna gravitate to your butt," sings Fat. "Please, please for the love of all things holy, could you shut up," Muscle cried.  "Not only are you blocking my view, but now you're getting on my nerves." "I'm just trying to enjoy my day," Fat countered.  "Is it my fault this house we live in likes me better than you?" "Yeah, that's exactly why she's trying another diet, 'cuz she sooo enamored with you." "A diet that's doomed to fail like all the others.  You think I'm worried? Ha, I am infinite and practically indestructible.  I'm like...a God ." Fat wiggles happily. "You wish," Muscle replied. "I'm covering your ass up, aren't I?" Fat laughs wickedly. "For now," Muscle said...